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Shotgun Demotivational Poster



FULLY AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN - When You Absolutely, Positively, Have To Kill Every Mo'Fo'In The Room.

TAGS: fully auto shotgun
Rating: 3.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:59 pm
Firefly for the win!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:05 pm
"I call her 'Vera'" -Jayne
GySgt1811 - February 12, 2010, 5:23 pm
"Pukin' Beulah, V2.0" I think I just came a little bit... And at my age.


MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!

TAGS: monkey with shotgun
Rating: 3.17/5

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Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am
Monkeys with shotguns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am
is that the trunk monkey?

AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.

TAGS: aa12 shotgun army
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm
Even better with the drum magazine.

FRAG-12 - I wonder if these are legal for duck hunting?


TAGS: lemat revolver badass shotgun confederate
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:18 pm
That"s Nice.

GHETTO BLASTER - In the 1970's an upskirt photo was a little harder to come by.

TAGS: ghetto blaster coffy shotgun upskirt
Rating: 4.19/5

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suenero - November 23, 2010, 8:31 am
Cudos for the excellent use of the lovely Ms. Pam Grier. 5L's

YES - you can indeed silence a shotgun

TAGS: anton chigurh no country for old men shotgun badass
Rating: 2.35/5
Xazax - November 15, 2008, 9:36 pm
Not if your shooting Shot. A Slug is just a very big bullet, shot is the typical shotgun spread,
Escher - October 18, 2008, 10:49 pm
No, you can silence them but not quite as good as in the movie...but you CAN silence them.
Charles - September 20, 2008, 9:05 pm
By not shooting it.

YA -

TAGS: autoshotgun
Rating: 3.79/5

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LinkFox101113 - March 14, 2010, 9:42 pm
AA-12 means that we win. Class dismissed...
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 4:59 pm
*DUSHE DUSHE DUSHE DUSHE DUSHE!!!* If you hear that sound, prepare to be fucked. Royally.

PERSUASION - "Can you open your mouth wide and keep it shut at the same time?"

TAGS: cops shotgun
Rating: 3.71/5

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SHOTGUN DIPLOMACY - If words finally fail... We will all have lost.

TAGS: shotgun diplomacy fail lost
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:38 am
Speak softly and carry a big piece.
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:49 pm
What? "Stop being my daughter's boyfriend or I'll blow your stinking head off!" perhaps?
Iconoclast - May 31, 2012, 2:42 pm
He's just explaining the rules of dating to his daughter's boyfriend.
maoworks2 - May 31, 2012, 11:05 am
Send This To Quebec !

BABY WITH A SHOTGUN - Just try to take my candy dirt bag.

THE LAKE - is down that there empty trail. Ya hear a banjo playin', ya gone too far.

SHOTGUNS - Like your mom, one cock and she's ready to blow

TAGS: shotgun your mom
Rating: 3.16/5

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Sho - January 19, 2009, 9:24 pm
Rakdos - October 15, 2008, 5:14 pm
Or Eminem, 2 pumps and hes done.
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 12:40 pm
And how many do you need before YOU blow? Wait, never mind, I see the picture.

SHOTGUN IN THE FACE - Shotgun in the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations. For instance, watch how quickly it cures insubordination.

TAGS: shotgun face grif sarge red vs blue
Rating: 3.06/5

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Calvert - June 29, 2011, 4:20 pm
Here we have a run down soldier, but with a few simple modifications we can show you how to make an attractive corpse. (BLAM!) It's a good thing.
Claire - July 14, 2010, 2:39 am
This would be funny if you re-worded it.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DAMN COP - He made me ride in the back seat when I clearly called out shotgun !

Toilet Paper -

In The South... -

TAGS: mosquitoes up north shotgun south meat
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2013, 9:19 pm
Shucks, first liar ain't got a chance.
SLOHAND62 - April 26, 2013, 6:17 pm
MMMMM slathered with some Kentucky bourbon BBQ sauce, med rare over wood chips... 5 L's for the fright and lunch reminder lol
rerun - April 26, 2013, 5:47 pm

LOL, true



TAGS: beer shotgun drunk too old
Rating: 1.83/5
Beer Shooter - September 8, 2009, 9:32 am
Hey, Nice Shorts!!!
rsdsgu - September 6, 2009, 6:56 pm
when the fuck do you outgrow enjoying a delicious beer?

Denis Leary -


TAGS: shotgun tipping car
Rating: 2.96/5

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grammar_nazi - September 30, 2009, 9:10 am

SHOTGUN - If your gonna have one - Have a big one

TAGS: shotgun
Rating: 2.33/5

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SHOTGUN SHELL - Needs to be emptied in this dog's skull

TAGS: dog shotgun shell
Rating: 2.28/5

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LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:49 pm
Don't know what kind of dog it is, but it annoys me when people put clothes on a dog and - oh wait - sorry, my bad.
dont worry bout it - May 6, 2009, 9:26 am
anyone know what kind of dog it is?
Wolfie - April 12, 2009, 2:15 pm
So the dog's pissed, he prolly has a good reason. All it needs is a RESPONSIBLE and caring owner
Maybe - February 23, 2009, 4:33 pm
Unless you can befriend it.

LOLZW - LOL zombie wedding! I'll go get the shotgun~

TAGS: zombie wedding shotgun blood stuff tags
Rating: 2.22/5

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Bakstabr - June 10, 2010, 9:34 am
It's funny but i think it would have been better with the "Zombie Wedding" as the big text with "giving a whole new meaning to shotgun wedding" underneath. Just me though

ROSA PARKS - When calling "shotgun" goes wrong.


Scarey -

SHOTGUN - I Called it!!

TAGS: shotgun
Rating: 2.23/5

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Titus Pullo - October 25, 2008, 12:03 am
WTF? This sure wasn't done when I was in, dammit.

SHOTGUN - It doesn't always apply.

TAGS: shotgun doesn t apply arrest
Rating: 1.8/5

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motifake - October 14, 2009, 10:41 pm

I didnt get it either, and rejected it. Then it got re-submitted, so I figured I was missing something. GUESS NOT LOL
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 10:37 pm
I think its trying to play on calling shotgun. like if you call shotgun you get to ride up front but not in this situation
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 10:33 pm
I concur...wtf?
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:32 pm

Tank -